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We came up to this intersection.
There's a car stopped.
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I'm like, "He stopped. He stopped!
He stopped!"
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She goes, "l can see that."
I'm like, "Oh, my God, she's her mother!"
:31:14
The other day, my neighbor asked, "When
did you put the CD boom box in your car? "
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I said, "What? "
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He goes, "l saw you and your daughter
driving down the street, and I heard this--"
:31:25
I said, "That was me stomping on the
imaginary brake on my side of the car."
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I'm convinced there needs to be
a teenage driving lane on the highway.
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And it's just lined
with mattresses and tires.
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God, she's growing up,
and I don't know when it happened, man.
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I used to buy her Minnie Mouse panties
and little Winnie the Pooh underwear.
:31:54
I was helping my wife fold clothes.
I picked up a pair of skimpy underwear.
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I looked at my wife and said:
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"When you gonna wear these for me? "
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She goes, "l can't.
They're your daughter's."
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No, no, no!
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There was nothing to them!
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When the how-to-wash tag
is the biggest piece of cloth on there....
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She's just growing up, and she's smarter
than me. And she's starting to realize that.
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She came home and goes,
"Can you help me with my math? "
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And I said, "Yeah, baby,
let me take a look at it."
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"When did they start putting
letters with it? "
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She's got a lot of friends. She's friends
with the popular kids, the unpopular kids...
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...and she's in the middle,
which is where you want them...
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...until they bring home one of their friends
you don't see eye to eye with.
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She's got a little friend who's
into this goth stuff. Oh, my God.
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Have you seen these little freaks?