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"When you gonna wear these for me? "
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She goes, "l can't.
They're your daughter's."
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No, no, no!
:32:10
There was nothing to them!
:32:13
When the how-to-wash tag
is the biggest piece of cloth on there....
:32:20
She's just growing up, and she's smarter
than me. And she's starting to realize that.
:32:26
She came home and goes,
"Can you help me with my math? "
:32:29
And I said, "Yeah, baby,
let me take a look at it."
:32:37
"When did they start putting
letters with it? "
:32:42
She's got a lot of friends. She's friends
with the popular kids, the unpopular kids...
:32:47
...and she's in the middle,
which is where you want them...
:32:49
...until they bring home one of their friends
you don't see eye to eye with.
:32:53
She's got a little friend who's
into this goth stuff. Oh, my God.
:32:58
Have you seen these little freaks?
:33:01
What happened?
:33:02
The black nail polish, black lipstick, black
eyeliner, black hair, Liquid-Paper-white face.
:33:08
I'm sorry. Didn't we used
to call that Halloween?
:33:13
They walked in the front door, and l
looked at that little girl and just went:
:33:20
I'm trying to be nice, and my daughter
said, "Daddy, this is my friend Lucy."
:33:24
And I said, "Hey, Luci...fer."
:33:32
She looked at me like,
"l will set you ablaze right now."
:33:37
Nobody tells you about that
when you have kids.
:33:40
Nobody tells you about the stuff
you never hear about.
:33:42
Nobody told me kids would get out
of their bed and come into your room.
:33:47
My son developed this really bad habit.
He would come to my side of the bed...
:33:51
...and he'd get that close to my face.
:33:54
And just stare at me.
:33:59
You ever get that feeling when you know
you're being watched? He'd be like: