:49:00
# Girl, I'll be right here #
:49:02
# Baby... #
:49:04
Oh, look at the legs
on this wine.
:49:07
I'm telling you,
this place is bangin'.
:49:09
Don't you just mean,
"This is nice"?
:49:12
Why the word "bangin"'
make you so uptight?
:49:14
You're smart -- if you'd just
deign to speak English
:49:17
with what you learned
on the lnternet and in prison,
:49:20
you could be
a paralegal tomorrow.
:49:22
Like they gonna be beatin' down
my door to let me in school.
:49:25
You're exactly
the kind of person they want.
:49:27
Well, why would I want
to do that, anyway?
:49:30
I've been to your office.
:49:31
Everybody's all uptight,
overworked,
:49:34
tired, stressed-out,
don't see their family.
:49:36
"Ooh, Ed is comin'."
"Ooh, Tobias."
:49:38
I get a wedgie
just walking in your office.
:49:40
Hey, it's what people do.
They work.
:49:42
Look, all I'm sayin' is
I did the confinement thing
:49:45
for four years.
:49:46
If you're so concerned
with my future,
:49:49
just help me clear my name.
:49:50
I got it from there.
:49:52
I got my own dreams,
my own goals.
:49:54
[ Cellphone rings ]
:49:56
-Hey, give it to me.
-[ Crunches ]
:49:57
Hey!
What'd you do that for?!
:49:59
-'Cause you work too much.
-This is my phone!
:50:01
That's probably why your wife
left your sorry ass.
:50:03
Okay, Oprah, if you're so good
at relationships,
:50:05
how come you don't
have a boyfriend?
:50:07
I had one.
:50:10
It's just I haven't seen
or heard from him
:50:12
since I went in
four years ago.
:50:15
Were you in love with him?
:50:17
[ lntro to Kelly Price's
"Ain't Nobody" plays ]
:50:22
# Mm-mmm #
:50:26
# Ooh ooh ooh #
:50:29
# Yeah, yeah #
:50:31
# Whoo! #
:50:36
# Captured effortlessly #
:50:39
# That's the way it was #
:50:41
Come on, let's go dance.
:50:42
Ha ha ha ha -- no.
:50:43
Come on. When is
the last time you danced?
:50:47
At my wedding.
:50:48
Don't worry, I can dance.
It's just that I don't wanna.
:50:51
Come on, smooth. Show me
what you're workin' with.
:50:54
I can dance.
I just don't want to dance.
:50:56
Man, you can't dance.
:50:57
-Well, I got moves.
-Let me see.
:50:59
All right, all right.