:50:01
That's probably why your wife
left your sorry ass.
:50:03
Okay, Oprah, if you're so good
at relationships,
:50:05
how come you don't
have a boyfriend?
:50:07
I had one.
:50:10
It's just I haven't seen
or heard from him
:50:12
since I went in
four years ago.
:50:15
Were you in love with him?
:50:17
[ lntro to Kelly Price's
"Ain't Nobody" plays ]
:50:22
# Mm-mmm #
:50:26
# Ooh ooh ooh #
:50:29
# Yeah, yeah #
:50:31
# Whoo! #
:50:36
# Captured effortlessly #
:50:39
# That's the way it was #
:50:41
Come on, let's go dance.
:50:42
Ha ha ha ha -- no.
:50:43
Come on. When is
the last time you danced?
:50:47
At my wedding.
:50:48
Don't worry, I can dance.
It's just that I don't wanna.
:50:51
Come on, smooth. Show me
what you're workin' with.
:50:54
I can dance.
I just don't want to dance.
:50:56
Man, you can't dance.
:50:57
-Well, I got moves.
-Let me see.
:50:59
All right, all right.
:51:01
Okay, one last
little drink here.
:51:04
- # Ain't nobody #
- # Ohh #
:51:06
- # Loves me better #
- # Loves me better #
:51:08
# Makes me happy #
:51:11
What, you got to pee?
:51:12
This was big in high school.
:51:14
Man, look, you can't dance
from your brain.
:51:16
You gotta feel it.
Now, come on.
:51:18
Show me how
you made them kids.
:51:20
# Makes me feel this way #
:51:21
# O-O-Ooh #
:51:23
-What the hell...
-How's this?
:51:25
That's great for an epileptic.
Come on, now.
:51:27
You gotta move your pelvis
with it.
:51:29
More hips.
There you go.
:51:31
Get smooth with it.
:51:33
# I can't resist
This sweet surrender #
:51:37
Well, I'm sorry.
I can't help it. I miss him.
:51:40
Oh, snap out of it, already.
:51:43
I'm snapped. I'm snappy.
:51:47
# And what we see
Is no surprise #
:51:49
[ Exhales sharply ]
:51:51
Oh, God, Ash.
:51:53
I still can't believe
you were hit by a car.
:51:57
Did you call a lawyer?
:51:59
Oh, I can't talk to a lawyer.
I was jaywalking.