:22:00
before "Margaritaville"
was even on the map!
:22:03
Of course,
you wouldn't know that 'cause...
:22:06
you weren't even born yet!
:22:08
Come on, hog shell. Let's get us a drink.
:22:10
- I don't need this shit.
- Come on, man.
:22:12
Fuck that guy!
Son of a son of a bitch!
:22:14
Mothermotherfucker!
:22:18
Hey,Jenny.
:22:23
- God!
- Sorry.
:22:26
Give me a heads-up
before you do that.
:22:28
It's just a habit. I could see
how tight you were from a mile away.
:22:31
What can I say?.
Some girls are just tighter than others.
:22:36
Sorry.
:22:38
Uh- So, uh, I guess
I'm talkin' to a celebrity.
:22:42
Congratulations.
I heard you got your own fitness show?.
:22:44
Uh, yeah. Amy Aerobics
accidentally ate some rat poison.
:22:48
It was awful.
:22:50
But I'm still really psyched.
I've been waiting a long time for this.
:22:54
- That's great.
- Hey,Jen.
:22:58
I will be glad to never
have to do this again.
:23:00
Yeah, it must be tough
living in paradise.
:23:02
Oh, yeah.
you love it now, butjustwait.
:23:11
Hey, you guys ever hear the story
ofthe Machete Maniac?.
:23:14
Ooh!
:23:16
Let's hear it.
:23:18
Yeah, I don't know.
It's probably too scary for you guys.
:23:21
- No. No, it's not.
- No, come on, Dave. Please, tell us the story.
:23:25
All right, what the hell.
:23:28
This must've been, like,
15 years ago, you know?.
:23:31
We had a kid working at the club
named Phil Coletti.
:23:34
And one night-
it was a night a lot like tonight-
:23:39
this gorgeous woman comes into the club,
asks him ifhe wants to go out to thejungle.
:23:42
He's like, "Yeah. Whynot?'"
:23:44
So they split. And as they started
getting out to the jungle...
:23:48
further and further away
from the lights ofthe club...
:23:52
she starts asking him
these questions, like...
:23:54
does he believe
in the local legends ofthe island...
:23:58
voodoo, zombies.