:12:00
Mom and Dad were married
and passionately in love.
:12:07
My parents were mad for each
other as soon as their eyes met.
:12:11
Dad was like a rock star.
:12:12
Mom was a babe.
:12:15
The rest was destiny.
:12:19
They got married.
:12:21
And then they camped in the
desert and counted the stars.
:12:24
One million and three.
:12:26
One million and four.
:12:27
Jeez. My parents went
on a cruise to Bermuda,
:12:30
but they were afraid
to get off the boat.
:12:32
Mine were in love.
:12:34
Deeply, movingly.
:12:36
The only thing that could have
made their lives better
:12:38
was having me.
:12:42
Even as an infant
:12:43
I aspired to have a relationship
just like theirs.
:12:47
And then the twins
were conceived,
:12:49
and we couldn't have been
more thrilled.
:12:52
Upon hearing the news,
:12:53
my father mounted
his really cool motorcycle
:12:55
to buy the mother of his child
and future children
:12:57
her favorite flowers.
:13:03
Suddenly...
:13:05
Aah!
:13:12
They found him strewn
across 9th Avenue.
:13:15
And 10th.
:13:21
Lola, I'm so sorry.
:13:23
I had no idea.
:13:25
Ironic, isn't it?
:13:28
Your parents think my mother
:13:29
is the destroyer
of our social order.
:13:32
She's merely a victim of fate.
:13:50
What?
:13:51
Nothing.
:13:52
I like the chopsticks
in your hair.