:27:03
Yeah, well, I think
this team Can do it, Dan.
:27:06
Um, how?
:27:08
Well, Morty,
basiCally what we--
:27:10
God,
that's an awesome question.
:27:13
"How?"
:27:16
And the answer
:27:21
is synergy.
:27:27
We need to team up here.
:27:30
Yeah, we need to synChronize
:27:33
and we need to synergize.
:27:35
We're not alone.
We're not alone.
:27:38
We're part of
one of the biggest multimedia
:27:40
and brand name Companies
in the known universe, okay?
:27:43
Let's--let's take advantage
of that, like, uh...
:27:46
Like...
:27:49
Krispity KrunCh.
:27:51
Did anyone know that, uh,
:27:52
one of our sister Companies
is Krispity KrunCh?
:27:54
So?
:27:56
So we talk to
our brothers and sisters
over at Krispity KrunCh.
:27:59
We make a deal
where we supply
:28:01
sports faCtoids
to their boxes.
:28:03
So that when Joe CouCh Potato
is sitting there,
:28:05
he's, uh, snaCking,
he looks down,
and what does he see?
:28:08
Sports America
Krispity KrunCh
sports faCtoids.
:28:10
He's definitely buying
more Krispity KrunCh
:28:12
and not KrunCh 'n KraCkle
:28:14
whiCh, by the way,
looks and tastes
exaCtly the same.
:28:18
But guess what?
No sports faCtoids.
:28:21
And Krispity KrunCh
is so happy they guarantee us
28 pages a year.
:28:24
Besides whiCh,
they know if they don't,
:28:26
Teddy K. is gonna be pissed.
:28:28
What is that? What am l
talking about here, people?
:28:34
Synergy.
:28:37
Isn't that Cheating?
:28:39
No, no. Hell, no.
:28:40
And, uh, TeChline Cell phones.
:28:42
We own TeChline Cell phones.
:28:43
Guess what we put
on their browser?
:28:45
FaCtoids.
:28:46
Yes! FaCtoids! Synergy!
:28:48
And what else?
Uh, box sCores. And ads!
:28:50
We make a deal
like a 100,000 hits
on the lnternet
:28:52
has the equivalent value
of one ad page
of our hard Copy.
:28:55
Are you getting it, people?
:28:56
The magazine has beCome
just a portal
:28:58
to a synergized world
of Cross-promotion.