:28:01
sports faCtoids
to their boxes.
:28:03
So that when Joe CouCh Potato
is sitting there,
:28:05
he's, uh, snaCking,
he looks down,
and what does he see?
:28:08
Sports America
Krispity KrunCh
sports faCtoids.
:28:10
He's definitely buying
more Krispity KrunCh
:28:12
and not KrunCh 'n KraCkle
:28:14
whiCh, by the way,
looks and tastes
exaCtly the same.
:28:18
But guess what?
No sports faCtoids.
:28:21
And Krispity KrunCh
is so happy they guarantee us
28 pages a year.
:28:24
Besides whiCh,
they know if they don't,
:28:26
Teddy K. is gonna be pissed.
:28:28
What is that? What am l
talking about here, people?
:28:34
Synergy.
:28:37
Isn't that Cheating?
:28:39
No, no. Hell, no.
:28:40
And, uh, TeChline Cell phones.
:28:42
We own TeChline Cell phones.
:28:43
Guess what we put
on their browser?
:28:45
FaCtoids.
:28:46
Yes! FaCtoids! Synergy!
:28:48
And what else?
Uh, box sCores. And ads!
:28:50
We make a deal
like a 100,000 hits
on the lnternet
:28:52
has the equivalent value
of one ad page
of our hard Copy.
:28:55
Are you getting it, people?
:28:56
The magazine has beCome
just a portal
:28:58
to a synergized world
of Cross-promotion.
:29:00
We're gonna bust things
wide open.
:29:02
We are gonna take things
to the next level.
:29:04
Who's with me? Who's with me?
Who-- who's psyChed?
:29:07
Lou, are you psyChed?
:29:08
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm psyChed.
:29:09
Okay.
:29:10
AliCia, are you psyChed?
:29:12
Absolutely.
:29:13
Better. This guy. I'm sorry,
I don't know your name yet.
:29:17
HeCtor.
I'm in maintenanCe.
:29:19
That's Cool. HeCtor...
:29:21
HeCtor,
I know you're psyChed.
:29:23
I'm psyChed!
:29:24
[all laughing]
:29:25
Yes, HeCtor's psyChed!
:29:27
And if HeCtor's psyChed,
then you know I'm psyChed.
:29:29
I am psyChed for this team.
:29:31
Now who else is with me?
Who's psyChed?
:29:33
(all)
I'm psyChed!
:29:34
(Carter)
ExCellent. Who else? Come on.
:29:36
Who do you think will be
the first to get Canned?
:29:39
My money's on Dan.
He's prehistoriC.
:29:52
Sorry, Dan.
:29:54
Thanks for joining me
for lunCh.
:29:55
You like sushi?
:29:57
I'll just stiCk
with the teriyaki.
:29:59
You should try some.