:22:01
That's great.
:22:03
Grow up, Jasper.
Let's go, Marty.
:22:36
Jesus, Jasper.
Why do you have to...?
:22:38
Dumb fucks.
:22:39
Why do you have
to act so retarded?
:22:42
Have fun cow spanking, boys.
:22:52
- Oh, man. That was awesome.
- You see that shit?
:23:10
- So whose road is this?
- It's just a road.
:23:18
Hey, you guys ever hear about
:23:19
when Rocky and I
were kicking it out here?
:23:22
We got some poison oak
on our hands.
:23:25
This is a disgusting story.
:23:27
Anyway, so we were out here,
:23:29
and we got some poison oak
on our hands.
:23:32
With all the beers we were drinking,
:23:34
well, naturally,
we had to take a piss.
:23:36
Now, I don't know
if you're hip, Millie,
:23:39
but when a guy pisses,
:23:42
he has to hold his pisser
in his hands.
:23:44
- Like so:
- Thanks, Marty.
:23:46
No, wait, I'm not finished yet.
:23:48
Next morning when we woke up,
:23:49
we both had totally chapped,
rash-y nuts.
:23:51
Hey, lucky you didn't run out
of toilet paper,
:23:54
have to wipe your butt
with your hand.