:51:02
Yes.
:51:05
No, not really.
:51:07
l can't see this working out.
:51:09
- lt's my last chance.
- Don't be silly.
:51:11
lt's just what it feels like.
:51:13
Are you prepared
to be a one-parent family?
:51:16
l think if we go
through with this,
:51:18
one of us is gonna have to be.
:51:20
No, it'll be brilliant.
:51:25
l don't think l've been
:51:27
since George Eastham
was in the team.
:51:29
Before my time.
:51:31
He was a lovely player.
:51:32
The sort you don't get
any more.
:51:34
Languid and thoughtful
and elegant.
:51:36
You should come
and watch Tony Adams.
:51:39
How can l help, anyway?
:51:41
l changed my mind about
that Head of Year job,
:51:44
if it's not too late.
:51:45
No. No, excellent.
l'm very pleased.
:51:48
l've had a couple
of applications
:51:50
but l'd be glad
to add your name.
:51:52
Thank you.
:51:53
Any particular reason
:51:55
for the change of mind?
:51:57
There is, actually, yes.
:51:58
Er, Miss, um...
:52:00
Well, Miss Hughes is pregnant.
:52:03
Sarah Hughes? History?
:52:04
Yes, yes, of course.
:52:06
Um... Well, l didn't, um...
:52:08
l mean, she...
:52:09
How does this affect you?
:52:11
Sorry, no. l left a bit out.
:52:13
l'm the father.
:52:15
l should've told you that
:52:17
straight away, shouldn't l?
:52:18
Anyway, yes,
we're having a baby.
:52:21
l haven't heard this from her.
:52:23
You're hearing it
from me, now.
:52:25
Sorry, Paul,
l can't share your joy.
:52:27
Sarah's been
with us five minutes
:52:30
and a member of staff
has knocked her up!
:52:33
l'm intending
to marry her and everything.
:52:36
We won't embarrass the school.
:52:37
You already have
embarrassed the school!
:52:40
How on earth are we
supposed to talk to kids
:52:44
about responsibility
and contraception
:52:46
and...and the rest of it
:52:47
when the staff themselves...
:52:51
Words fail me!
:52:52
- l thought you'd be pleased.
- About what?
:52:55
The clandestine affair?
The accidental pregnancy?
:52:57
Not those bits, maybe,
:52:59
but me applying for the job.