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Now I'm being replaced
by a young thing

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whose grandmother
loves me.

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You know what
I'm gonna do?

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I'm gonna finish out
my contract

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and I'm gonna leave this show
with my dignity intact.

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Okay, coming back
from commercial.

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Three, cue announcer.
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Today on "Public Intimacy,"
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pop singing sensation
Tanya Murphy.

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And now we're live
with Viola Fields.

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Four, three, two...
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Well, that was
very nice.

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My goodness, you have a big voice
for such a tiny girl.

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You're gonna miss
Viola Fields.

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Have you always
been a singer?

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Ever since I was
a child.

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I would sing
in school plays, choirs.

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- How old are you?
- I'll be 17 next month.

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W-what do you do for fun?
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I love watching
really old movies.

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- They're my favorite.
- Really? Really, which ones?

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Well, "Grease"
and "Grease II."

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Um, "Benji."
I love "Benji."

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"Free Willy," um...
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"Legally Blonde,"
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"The Little Mermaid."
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- Oh.
- Yeah... oh, I know.

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You ever read
a newspaper?

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Newspaper?
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Viola, the girl
has stars on her nipples.

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I don't have
much time for that.

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So basically, you have absolutely
no idea what's going on in the world?

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- Oh, l...
- And yet, you've sold

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over five million albums... CDs,
to millions of kids

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- who listen to your insipid lyrics.
- What is she doing?

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"You want to know me,
look in my makeup bag."

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You're influencing
an entire generation of kids

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who won't know how
to think straight,

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or vote for a president,
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or remember the significance
of Roe versus Wade.

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Oh! I don't support
boxing as a sport.

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I think
it's too violent.

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Y'all better get that
little girl out of there.


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