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"Free Willy," um...
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"Legally Blonde,"
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"The Little Mermaid."
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- Oh.
- Yeah... oh, I know.

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You ever read
a newspaper?

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Newspaper?
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Viola, the girl
has stars on her nipples.

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I don't have
much time for that.

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So basically, you have absolutely
no idea what's going on in the world?

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- Oh, l...
- And yet, you've sold

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over five million albums... CDs,
to millions of kids

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- who listen to your insipid lyrics.
- What is she doing?

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"You want to know me,
look in my makeup bag."

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You're influencing
an entire generation of kids

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who won't know how
to think straight,

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or vote for a president,
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or remember the significance
of Roe versus Wade.

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Oh! I don't support
boxing as a sport.

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I think
it's too violent.

:19:58
Y'all better get that
little girl out of there.

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- Holy crap!
- Get us off the air!

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- Quick!
- Go to commercial! Go to commercial!

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Crazy bitch!
Get off me!

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- Cut! Cut! Put in the Bow Flex tape!
- Get her off!

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Juice Man, something!
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Oh, I don't support
boxing as a sport.

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I think
it's too violent.

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Oh.
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I wanted you to take one last look
at the old Viola.

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Oh, thank God
I've changed.

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Yes.
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Well, just remember
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the breakdown was
only a few months ago

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so take it nice
and slow out there.

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No stress.
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Absolutely.
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In fact, I'm going
to take a vacation.

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I've been promising my son
we'd go to Africa

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since he was a little boy.
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And I finally have
the time.


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