Monster-in-Law
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:33:01
Bring me the key.
:33:10
And fix your hair.
:33:12
You look like
a damned cockatoo.

:33:17
She is such
a fabulous assistant.

:33:28
Hey, do you think
your mother liked me?

:33:30
Of course. Why?
:33:32
I don't know, because she called me
a pregnant lesbian?

:33:38
I'm sure she meant that
as a compliment.

:33:40
Trust me.
She loved you.

:33:42
Oh, they're gone?
:33:45
I'll just put this baby
back to bed, okay?

:33:47
My son
the brilliant surgeon

:33:51
is gonna marry a temp.
:34:04
Gonna need something
stronger than this.

:34:08
Where's that martini?
:34:11
Hooch will not solve
your problems.

:34:13
She's going to destroy him.
:34:17
It is so clear.
:34:19
She's got no money,
no career goals.

:34:21
She was just waiting
for a rich innocent

:34:24
to step right
in her path.

:34:26
Oh, Kevirs
smarter than that.

:34:28
Come on,
you raised him well.

:34:30
He's a good boy.
:34:32
But he's a man.
That's the problem.

:34:34
The only time they think straight
is when they have an erection,

:34:37
and it's usually pointed
right at the trampiest woman.

:34:40
You talking about
her or you?

:34:44
Look, there's nothing
you can do.

:34:47
Just let it go.
:34:48
You know what you need?
A project.

:34:51
Or another husband.
:34:52
You know, why don't you
marry another gay guy?

:34:55
That was fun.
:34:56
You know, you're right.
:34:59
I do need a project.

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