Monster-in-Law
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:34:04
Gonna need something
stronger than this.

:34:08
Where's that martini?
:34:11
Hooch will not solve
your problems.

:34:13
She's going to destroy him.
:34:17
It is so clear.
:34:19
She's got no money,
no career goals.

:34:21
She was just waiting
for a rich innocent

:34:24
to step right
in her path.

:34:26
Oh, Kevirs
smarter than that.

:34:28
Come on,
you raised him well.

:34:30
He's a good boy.
:34:32
But he's a man.
That's the problem.

:34:34
The only time they think straight
is when they have an erection,

:34:37
and it's usually pointed
right at the trampiest woman.

:34:40
You talking about
her or you?

:34:44
Look, there's nothing
you can do.

:34:47
Just let it go.
:34:48
You know what you need?
A project.

:34:51
Or another husband.
:34:52
You know, why don't you
marry another gay guy?

:34:55
That was fun.
:34:56
You know, you're right.
:34:59
I do need a project.
:35:01
And I have
the perfect one.

:35:03
I am going
to save my son.

:35:06
Here.
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- What?
- You go use those old contacts of yours

:35:10
to get all the information you can
about that little pimp.

:35:13
And exactly what do you
expect to find?

:35:15
Everybody's got
a past, honey.

:35:18
Find something.
:35:21
And I'm going to open up
the Montecito house

:35:23
and get a party planner.
:35:25
I'm going to give them
an engagement party.

:35:28
And then what?
Lock her in the basement?

:35:30
When he sees how out of place
she is in his world,

:35:32
it's gonna be over.
:35:35
This will end badly.
:35:37
Get me another one
of those.

:35:40
# Ooh-ohh #
:35:42
# I just want to
get down with you #

:35:45
# Eh! #
:35:47
# I just want
to get close to you #

:35:50
# Ooh-ohh #
:35:52
# I just need to go
farther... #

:35:54
Is it me, or is each house
you take me to bigger than the last?


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