:38:00
Insulting a customer like that?
:38:02
You're right. I know.
I know. He just...
:38:05
I'm having a really bad day, Dan, and that guy
caught me at the worst possible moment.
:38:09
- I'm sorry. I lost it.
- You're sorry?
:38:11
I don't understand.
I've never gotten a complaint on you.
:38:14
And you had to pick the day
I offer you a promotion?
:38:17
I promise you it won't
happen again, okay?
:38:19
Opportunity is knocking at the door.
If you don't wanna answer it, fine.
:38:24
There are people who
would jump at the chance.
:38:26
Calvin is chomping at the bit
for this job.
:38:28
I am offering you an opportunity to take it
to the next level, earn more money.
:38:36
I want an answer by the end
of your shift... tonight!
:38:39
And Dean,
this is an exploding offer.
:38:42
I don't work within
the exact boundaries of the law,
:38:46
because I wasrt consulted
when the goddamn laws were made.
:38:49
No, instead, nameless,
faceless politicians,
:38:53
the so-called protectors of the moral majority
decide what is right and what is wrong.
:38:58
I mean, come on!
:39:00
I govern my life around my own personal code
of ethics, and I suggest you do the same.
:39:04
That way if, within the constructs
of my own morality
:39:07
I were to do something
that was considered illegal, so be it.
:39:11
I feel no guilt whatsoever.
:39:13
And furthermore, if I were to buckle
under the social weight of the system
:39:17
by adhering to laws that
I do not truly believe in,
:39:19
then I would be extinguishing the very fire
of patriotism and individuality.
:39:24
It's... It's so...
:39:28
In a sense,
:39:31
by having sex with Natasha,
:39:33
I'd be preserving the rights our forefathers
fought and died for, right?
:39:39
- Well, I guess...
- Bro, it was a rhetorical question.
:39:43
Okay? So...
:39:47
Oh, hey, Dean. I heard Dan yelling at you.
It was kind of crazy.
:39:52
You think you're still in the running
for the assistant manager?
:39:54
Did you ever just wake up and realize,
"Holy shit. I'm a fucking loser."
:39:58
Yeah, man.