:42:02
Then you home, alone, to masturbate
while you cry, using your own tears...
:42:06
That was once, and I was drunk
and it was Valentine's day. So back off.
:42:11
Don't try to candy coat it.
All we ever do is hang out and have sex.
:42:15
What are you talking about? Didrt I take you
to the movies last week, huh? Huh?
:42:20
Yeah, but you kept trying
to get me to jerk you off.
:42:25
What do you want?
It was a dull movie.
:42:27
Yeah, but I just get the feeling
that you don't care.
:42:33
I don't care?
I don't care?
:42:37
When my uncle died, didn't I ask
you to be by my side at the funeral?
:42:41
Yeah, but you kept trying
to get me to jerk you off.
:42:48
How many times can we have
the same exact conversation?
:42:50
It's like we're stuck
in a time paradox
:42:53
where neither our wisdom nor your virginity
will ever escape.
:42:55
I attempt to make a move.
:42:58
I get in close.
I'm there and I just get...
:43:02
Fuck!
:43:03
- You need therapy.
- Hush, now.
:43:07
The way I see it, with chicks,
:43:10
there's really only two possible things
that could happen.
:43:12
Either they won't sleep with you,
and then there's no need to call them again,
:43:17
or they do sleep with you, and then
there's no need to call them again.
:43:21
This is what I don't get. How can someone
be such a complete asshole all the time
:43:25
and get as many women
as you do?
:43:27
That's a good question.
:43:31
- Amy! Serena! Calvin needs our help.
- No.
:43:32
- Amy! Serena! Calvin needs our help.
- No.
:43:34
- No, I don't need help.
- Shh, shh.
:43:36
Women like assholes,
am I right?
:43:38
- Well, I agree that you're an asshole.
- Okay.
:43:41
"A", fuck you.
"B", just answer the question.
:43:45
Well, okay. Girls like assholes,
not women.
:43:49
What women are attracted to
is self-confidence.
:43:52
Yes, and we absolutely
fucking hate insecurity.
:43:55
Yes! The more insecure you are
the more you ask, "Is something wrong?"
:43:58
- "Is everything okay?"
- "What are you thinking about?"