Mid 1993
Large Release.

Mixed Reviews
Moderate Acceptance

– Directed by Thomas Schlamme
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So I Married an Axe Murderer

So I Married an Axe Murderer is a 1993 film starring Mike Myers and Nancy Travis. Rounding out the main cast are Anthony LaPaglia (Myers' best friend, who works as a San Francisco police officer), Brenda Fricker (playing Myers' character's mother Mae), and Myers himself in a dual role also as the main character's Scottish father, Stuart. Myers' portrayal of the Scottish father was derived from a Saturday Night Live skit, and would later reemerge in the animated character Shrek.

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:03:09

Excuse me, miss.
There seems to be a mistake.

:03:12

I ordered the large cappuccino.

:03:15

Hello!

:03:17

-Look at the size of this.
-It's a bowl.

:03:20

It's like Campbell's cup-o-ccino.

:03:23

My sides. Please. Aidez-moi.

:03:30

So Tony...

:03:32

...what's with your clothes?

:03:35

What?

:03:36

You look like you're in
Starsky and Hutch.

:03:39

-I look hip.
-No, no, no.

:03:42

More like an undercover cop
trying to be.

:03:46

-I am a cop trying to look hip.
-Can you do me a favour?

:03:49

When you go to my parents'
don't dress like a 1 970s pimp.

:03:54

My parents are a little eccentric.

:03:57

This poem is called, "An Apology
To The Aliens Who Abducted Me...

:04:02

...and Whom I lnflicted
Destruction Upon...

:04:04

...While Having a Panic Attack
Aboard the Ship."

:04:07

Autobiographical.

:04:12

-What are you gonna do tonight?
-Well...

:04:15

...l'm gonna do a poem about Sherri.

:04:21

-The "Woman, Woe Man, Whoa Man" poem.
-Yeah.

:04:25

Tell me again.
Why did you break up with Sherri?

:04:29

Tony, I told you already,
she's a thief.

:04:32

-You don't honestly believe that?
-Tony, she's a klepto.

:04:36

To this day I still don't know
where my cat is.

:04:40

Charlie, every time
you meet a nice girl...

:04:44

-...you get paranoid and break up.
-That's not true.

:04:47

-I broke up for good reasons.
-Really?

:04:50

-Yes.
-What about Jill?

:04:53

She was in the Mafia.

:04:56

-She was in the Mafia?
-Yes, the Cosa Nostra.

:04:59

-I never knew how she made a living.
-She was unemployed.

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