:39:01
But why? Why is this happening?
:39:03
I haven't changed.
:39:04
One little word,
and everybody changes.
:39:06
I'm still the same person.
Why doesn't anyone believe me?
:39:09
This town is crazy about you.
I've talked to everyone.
:39:13
Stop! That's the problem!
It's you!
:39:15
You're trying to turn me
into a story...
:39:17
into something juicy
for your show!
:39:20
I am not a sound byte!
:39:22
I'm... look, I'm... ohh.
:39:25
I'm hurting the people
I care about.
:39:28
My students, my family, Emily.
:39:30
I love Emily!
:39:31
Then think about
what you're doing to her.
:39:34
Oh, will you...
you're like talking to...
:39:38
Why am I talking to you?
:39:40
You couldn't possibly understand
what this is like!
:39:42
Howard, I'm gay.
:39:44
You're what?
:39:46
I'm gay. I came out.
:39:49
To whom?
:39:50
Who? To everyone.
:39:52
My folks, my boss, my dog.
:39:56
One day, I just snapped.
:39:58
I got tired
of switching pronouns...
:40:00
and lowering my voice...
:40:02
and I couldn't take lying
to the people that I love.
:40:05
Does that sound familiar?
:40:07
[Lowers voice] No.
:40:08
So I just said,
"Mom, Dad, Sparky, I'm gay."
:40:13
What happened?
:40:16
My mom cried
for exactly 10 seconds.
:40:18
My boss said, "Who cares?"
:40:20
And my dad said,
"But you're so tall."
:40:23
Everyone surprised me
once I let them...
:40:27
once I trusted them.
:40:29
Sometimes the worst thing
you think can happen...
:40:33
turns out to be the best thing.
:40:37
For you.
:40:38
For anyone.
:40:39
But I'm not gay!
:40:41
What was Streisand's
eighth album?
:40:43
- "Color me, Barbra."
- Stud.
:40:45
Everyone knows that!
:40:46
Everyone where? The Little
Gay Bar on the Prairie?
:40:50
Know what you need?
:40:51
I need a wedding! I...