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Oh, hello.
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You're, uh, you're probably here
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About the, Uh, the story.
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Elves love to tell stories.
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I-I'll bet you didn't know thatabout elves.
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things
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You... you didn't know about elves.
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Another... another interestingUh, elf ism
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Uh, there are only three jobs availableto an elf.
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The first is making shoes at night
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While, you know, while the old...
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The old cobbler sleeps.
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Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog.
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You can bake cookies
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In a tree. Hey!
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As you can imagine, it's, uh, dangerousHaving an oven
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In an oak tree during the dry season.
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Screaming I wanna make shoes!
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But the third job... uh, some callIt, uh,
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"The show," or... or "the big dance,"
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It's the profession that every elfAspires to,
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And that is to build toys inSanta's workshop.
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Only two weeks left till Christmas!
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I-it's a job only an elf can do.
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Our... our nimble fingers,
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Natural cheer and active minds
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Are perfect for toy-building.
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They... they tried using gnomesAnd trolls,
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But the gnomes drank too much...
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...and the trolls weren't toilettrained.
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No human being has ever set... setfoot in Santa's workshop.
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Uh, that is until about 30 years ago,
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And, as you may have guessed,
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That's where our story begins.
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