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With times as tough as they are, wepresent a formula for cheap amusement:
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Nightmares.
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First you eat a real lobster -not the kind they send to Congress.
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Then you add milkand mix in a horror story.
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We've all heard of the worm that turned,
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but this is the bookwormthat turned - inside out.
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If you can work up a chill, it helps.
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A little tomain poisoning will getyour mind off your other troubles.
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When you get that feeling,
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a cross between delirium tremensand the seven-year itch,
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you know that somethingwill come up any minute.
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A good nightmare always beginsin a dark cellar with a coffin.
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A caretaker comes down to see thatall the ghosts are locked up for the night.
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He'd better keep away from the casketor he'll be coughin'.
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But he doesn't care.You can see how brave he is.
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So he decides to ask the guyhis name and how he feels.
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Why, it's Dracula,the guy who invented necking.
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The caretaker decides to run outand have a good fit.
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He's afraid that Dracula may wanta blood transfusion any minute,
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but when he tries to go away,he meets himself coming back.
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It looks as thoughhe's having his ups and downs.
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He acts like Congressand always ends up where he started.
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This exercise is goodfor water on the knee,
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