The Awful Truth

:01:15

Come on, get that sun lamp ready.

:01:17

About 15 minutes is the most l'd advise,
Mr. Warriner.

:01:20

Fifteen minutes nothing! l need
a deep Florida tan if it takes all afternoon.

:01:25

Give her the gun.

:01:26

All aboard for Miami,
Palm Beach and Point South.

:01:30

-Hi, Jerry.
-Hello, Frank.

:01:32

-How goes it?
-Fine!

:01:34

-Like to play a little squash?
-No, thanks.

:01:36

You're awfully white-skinned
for a guy who spent two weeks in Florida.

:01:40

-That's what l thought.
-What did you do there, carry a parasol?

:01:43

-Or didn't you go?
-Don't go spreading that around, Frank.

:01:48

Pulling a fast one on the little wife?

:01:51

Frank, l'm surprised at you.
l'm supposed to have been in Florida.

:01:55

Supposing one of Lucy's friends
says to her:

:01:58

''Well, why isn't he tanned?''
Lucy will be embarrassed.

:02:01

l'll be tanned,
and Lucy won't be embarrassed.

:02:03

What wives don't know won't hurt them.
What you don't know won't hurt you.

:02:07

l don't want to know.
How about coming by the house?

:02:10

Some friends are coming by
for a late breakfast.

:02:13

l got a better idea. Come to my place
for eggnogs and breakfast...

:02:17

and maybe later we can duck the women
and play some golf.

:02:20

-Swell, boy, you got me convinced.
-Okay.

:02:22

-See you later, Jerry.
-So long, Frank.

:02:25

Come on in!

:02:27

Hey, Lucy!

:02:31

That man is here.

:02:32

Maybe she wasn't expecting you.

:02:34

No, she's around somewhere.
Put your things down anywhere.

:02:38

-Hello, Celeste.
-Hello, Mr. Warriner, you look well.

:02:41

Thank you, Celeste, and vice versa.

:02:44

Where's Mrs. Warriner? Look what l got her
all the way from Florida.

:02:47

-She's out.
-She's out?

:02:51

Never mind. Go get some eggnogs,
and we'll find something to drink to.

:02:54

Come on, gang, enter.