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Late 1995
Moderate Acceptance
– Directed by Woody Allen
– More Scoop Match Point Melinda and Melinda Anything Else Hollywood Ending
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Mighty Aphrodite
Mighty Aphrodite is a 1995 comedy film, written by, directed by and starring Woody Allen.
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Mighty Aphrodite
:02:21 Woe unto man.
:02:23 Brave Achilles,
slain in trial by blood...
:02:26 for prize,
the bride of Menelaus.
:02:29 And father of Antigone,
ruler of Thebes,
:02:33 self-rendered sightless
by lust for expiation.
:02:37 Lost victim
of bewildered desire.
:02:40 Nor has Jason's wife
fared better.
:02:43 Giving life only to reclaim it
in vengeful fury.
:02:47 For to understand
the ways of the heart...
:02:50 is to grasp as clearly the malice
or ineptitude of the gods,
:02:53 who, in their vain and clumsy labors
to create a flawless surrogate,
:02:57 have left mankind
but dazed and incomplete.
:03:00 Take, for instance,
the case of Lenny Weinrib,
:03:03 a tale as Greek and timeless
as fate itself.
:03:08 - Lenny, let's have a baby.
- Hey!
:03:10 A baby? Why? Because she's pregnant,
you want to have a baby?
:03:13 - No. It's a great idea.
- You could raise your own middleweight.
:03:15 - I don't want a middleweight.
- Flyweight.
:03:17 - No, it'd be fun.
- Have you ever had children?
:03:21 - No, I've never had children.
- Why not?
:03:24 What do you mean, "why not?" 'Cause my
first wife didn't want to have a child.
:03:27 - Then I never remarried really, so--
- Oh, that's great.
:03:29 - What am I, chopped liver?
- Until now.
:03:31 - Yeah?
- I never-- You didn't let me finish.
:03:33 - No, you'd forgotten.
- Now you've changed your mind.
You didn't want to have a child.
:03:35 - You should have kids.
- It's like stereo. Give him a break.
:03:39 - You don't want a kid?
- Oh, we--
:03:41 When we first met, she didn't like
the beach; she hated the Hamptons;
:03:46 she didn't want to have kids;
she loved the Upper East Side,
she didn't want to move.
:03:49 Now suddenly she's making noise about
having a kid and moving to Tribeca.
:03:52 - Only if the gallery moves downtown.
- Well, being pregnant is great.
:03:55 - Yeah?
- I love it. You get treated
like the Queen of England.
:03:58 - Sure.
- You say that like it's a good thing.
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