PG-13
Late 2003
Very Large Release.
Mixed Reviews
Thin Acceptance
High Budget.
– Directed by David Zucker
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Scary Movie 3
:00:11 Day after day...
:00:13 The store that one might...
:00:17 I hate television.
It gives me headaches.
:00:20 There's so many magnetic waves
traveling in the airspace
:00:23 because of TV and television,
we're losing
:00:26 10 times as many brain cells
as we're supposed to.
:00:28 Oh, please.
:00:30 "The cow says blank."
:00:33 Three letters.
:00:35 Dude!
:00:36 "Dude"!
:00:38 I don't know.
Magnetic waves, brain cells.
:00:41 I don't understand the
connection between that stuff.
:00:43 You know what else I heard?
:00:45 Magnetic waves shrink
silicone molecules.
:00:50 - Aah!
- Aah!
:00:51 Oh, my God!
Turn it off!
:00:53 It's not working!
:00:54 It's backwards!
:00:55 - What do we do?
- I don't know!
:00:56 Oh, my God!
:01:01 That was kind of scary.
:01:02 - I know something even scarier.
- What?
:01:04 Have you heard about
this videotape?
:01:06 Where they do it on the boat?
And then in the car?
:01:08 And then in the bathtub?
:01:09 He's like, "Baby, I love you."
And she's like, "Where are we?"
:01:12 - And did you see the...
- No.
:01:14 - Not that tape.
- Oh.
:01:15 The one with
all the scary images.
:01:17 After you watch the tape,
the phone rings.
:01:19 And this scary voice comes on
and says you're gonna die in...
:01:23 Seven days. I saw that one
with Josh last weekend.
:01:25 You were with Josh last weekend?
:01:27 Oh, my God!
:01:31 Oh, yes, I was.
:01:34 Oh, you ho!
:01:38 You know it!
:01:39 Oh!
:01:42 Aah!
:01:52 This is really weird.
:01:54 Yeah.
:01:56 Big house, only one phone.
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