I, Robot

:03:03

Thing of beauty.

:03:10

Good morning sir.

:03:12

- Yet another on-time delivery from...
- Get the hell out of my face, canner.

:03:17

Have a nice day.

:03:50

Excuse, Mr.

:03:51

Total performance, total readiness,
total security...

:03:54

So goodbye to lengthy upgrades
and service calls...

:03:57

An uplink to USR central computer provides this
state-of-the-art robot with new programs daily.

:04:02

The Nester Class 5 is tomorrow's robot today.

:04:06

Spoon, Spooney! Hey!

:04:13

Hold on... Excuse me

:04:15

Spoon, man, where you been at?

:04:17

- Just away, brother
- Away? Like vacation and stuff...?

:04:20

that's real nice man...

:04:21

Listen, I got a favor to ask.

:04:23

I need to borrow the car
for like 10-15 minutes...

:04:25

This is different, Spoon. Listen...

:04:27

I've got this fine ass little yummy,
I mean, she is complete and agreeable...

:04:30

ass hot sprinkable, Spoon.

:04:31

What does that even mean?

:04:32

You know what it means, man,
OK now stop varicating.

:04:35

First of all, stop cussing,
because you're not good at it.

:04:39

Let me get temp for the bus then, man.
I been there for you.

:04:41

- Go home!
- OK, that's strike one, Spoon.