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You ever fart and sneezeat the same time?
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You ever barf up somethingyou know you didn't eat?
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I got sick one timeand barfed a whole shrimp.
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I mean, I know I chewed it.
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I got a better one.
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Once, I barfed so hard
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that I pulled a string beanout of my nose.
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That was gross.
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Oh, that's so slimy.
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Ew.
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You know when you justwake up, and you're sick,
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and you're just waitingto suck it down.
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Aw, man you could hawk oneof those ten feet, easy.
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No, no, no... it's betterto blow them out your nose.
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No, no, it's better to suck.
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Now, those are notthe best loogies.
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My cousin hawked a loogie
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from the top of theEmpire State Building.
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Hit a lady in the head.Killed her.
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He's in prison now.
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In prison for snot.
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Boom, boom.
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Okay, you guys, come on.
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We place herein the time capsule...
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The sacred shoe box.
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Okay, in the sacred shoe box,
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the things we do not understand,
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to be opened again when allthe mysteries of the universe
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have been revealed to us.
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Who's first? Kevin.
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I found it in my mom's secretdrawer, in this plastic box.
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