:02:48
What is it?
:02:48
What?
:02:49
Why are you staring at my bust?
:02:51
I'm not, I was looking at your shirt.
:02:53
Yeah.
:02:54
Are the 'Smurfs' your favorite?
:02:55
Yes, I've seen every episode.
:02:59
They're cute,
:02:59
especially SmurfetteShe's just so... womanly.
:03:03
Y'know, I've alwayswanted to be like her.
:03:05
I suppose you are aware thiswoman was the only female
in the Smurf village.
:03:09
So?
:03:10
Doesn't it seem odd that out of allthose little blue characters
she was the only female?
:03:14
No, I never thought about itbefore today.
:03:17
They just laugh and have funall week long. It's weird. What are
they happy about?
:03:22
Stuck in a village full ofmale dwarfs. Think about it,
that's not normal.
:03:26
So what happens?They get aggressive.
:03:28
What's your point?
:03:30
Hey, I'm just saying,
:03:31
why don't these men have morefights when they're competing
to go out with that one female?
:03:34
They should have leveled thatvillage by now. It should be all
smoke and blood and blue carcasses.
:03:41
Then I came up with it.
:03:42
Y'know why Smurfville neverwiped itself out?
:03:46
It's real simpleSmurfette gives herself freely
to all the male smurfs.
:03:50
She sleeps around?
:03:51
Yeah, Smurfette's the whoreof the village.
:03:53
She does them allEveryone lives happily ever after.
:03:56
No question, Smurfette'sthe coolest chick around.
:03:59
Thank's a lot, you've ruinedmy whole childhood.
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