R
Mid 2000
Very Large Release.
Mixed Reviews
Thin Acceptance
High Budget.
– Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans
– More Little Man White Chicks The Incredible Shrinking Man Scary Movie 2 A Low Down Dirty Shame
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Scary Movie
:00:20 - Hello.
- Wanna have a little fun?
:00:23 - Who's this?
- Tell me your name
and I'll tell you mine.
:00:26 I don't think so.
:00:28 - What's that noise?
- Oops. I farted.
:00:31 - I didn't think
you would hear me.
- No, that popping noise.
:00:34 Oh. I'm making popcorn.
I'm getting ready to watch a video.
:00:38 - Ooh. What is it?
- It's just a scary movie.
:00:42 - Do you like scary movies?
- Mm-hmm.
:00:44 - What's your favorite?
- Mm, I don't know.
:00:47 Think.
:00:49 Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam,
the one where Shaq plays a genie.
:00:53 - That's not a horror movie.
- Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.
:00:58 - Hey, you have a nice voice.
- Thanks.
:01:01 You never did tell me your name.
:01:04 Why do you wanna know my name?
:01:06 'Cause I wanna know
who I'm looking at.
:01:10 What--
What did you say?
:01:13 Nice breasts.
:01:15 Look, what do you want?
:01:17 I wanna see
what your insides look like.
:01:20 Well--Well, then,
turn to page 54.
:01:22 Oh.
:01:24 Hey, nice.
:01:28 Listen, asshole, you've had your fun,
now you better stop or else.
:01:32 - Or else what?
- Or else my boyfriend's
gonna be here any minute,
:01:35 and he's black
and he'll kick your ass.
:01:37 - Oh, really?
- Yeah.
:01:39 You mean the one who wears makeup
and dresses like a woman?
:01:41 - How did you know?
- Turn the porch lights on.
:01:51 Help! Help!
:01:54 Oh, that's not my boyfriend.
I mean, I've fucked him a couple
of times, but that's it.
:01:58 Look, I'm calling the cops.
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