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My firm's done a tremendousamount of market research.
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We've discovered two things:
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One, most Americans feelthat Christmas is a time for family.
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Two, most Americans feel that in orderto stand being around their family,
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for even one or two days,
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they need to swill as muchalcohol as humanly possible.
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Now, I'd like youto meet the Noggertons.
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They're a classic American family.
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They're together on Christmas,they're fat-free,
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and 1 0 percent alcoholby volume.
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Enjoy our family, so you canenjoy your family.
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What do you think?
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So, you're suggesting we tell peoplethe only way to get through the holidays
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is to drink spiked egg nog?
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I'm suggesting the only wayto get through the holidays
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is to buy your farm-fresh, fat-free,pre-spiked egg nog in a bottle.
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- Take care. All right.- It's all good. How do you do it?
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I'm very excited.I look forward to it.
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It went pretty well, huh?
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I'm a genius.
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I feel like I could sellwhale steaks to Greenpeace.
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Nice image.
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- Here are your tickets to Fiji.- Ah.
:03:31
[Drew] Missy, we've beendating a while.
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Let's take our relationshipto the next level.
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[Missy] I've hoped you would say that.
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[Drew] I got you a littlepre-Christmas Christmas gift.
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[Missy] Yeah?
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I want you to open it nowbecause it involves our future.
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The future of you and me together.
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It's kind of for both of us,in that way.
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[gasps]
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[breathless] Okay.
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