:00:22
And they wonder whythose of us in our twenties...
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refuse to workan 80-hour week...
:00:26
just so we can affordto buy their BMWs...
:00:29
why we aren't interested...
:00:31
in the counterculturethat they invented...
:00:34
as if we did not see themdisembowel their revolution...
:00:37
for a pairof running shoes.
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But the question remains...
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what are we going to do now?
:00:44
How can we repair all the damagewe inherited?
:00:48
Fellow graduates,the answer is simple.
:00:52
The answer is...
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The answer is...
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I don't know.
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Good save, Lelaina.
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I'm not a valedictorian,but I play one on TV.
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We all know you slept your wayto the podium.
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My favorite part aboutgraduating now would be...
:01:34
dodging my student-loan officerfor the rest of my life.
:01:37
He will be in cahoots...
:01:38
with the ColumbiaRecord and Tape Company guy...
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who's been after my assfor years.
:01:44
Troy Dyer, I brought you backa souvenir.
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Ah...
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You know, you can still go backnext year and graduate...
:01:50
still get your BF.A.
:01:52
Oh, can I? And then I can hangthis on my rearview mirror...
:01:56
to brag to all my good buddiesback home that I graduated.
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Well, I throughwith the whole life drama.
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