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And action.
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Ladies and gentlemen,young and old...
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this may seeman unusual procedure...
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speaking to youbefore the picture begins...
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but we havean unusual subject.
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Turn.
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When I say that this is the most importantmotion picture you will ever attend...
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my motivationis not financial gain...
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but a firm belief that the delicate fabricthat holds all of us together...
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will be ripped apart unless every man,woman and child in this country...
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sees this filmand pays full ticket price...
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not some bargain matinee,cut-rate deal.
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Turn.
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In the event that you findcertain sequences or ideas confusing...
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please bear in mind that thisis your fault, not ours.
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You will need to see the picture againand again until you understand everything.
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Turn.
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In closing,I want to assure you...
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that no expensewas incurred...
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bringing this motion pictureto your theater.
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