Mid 2005
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Saint Ralph
:00:32 - Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
:00:35 It has been one week
since my last confession,
:00:37 I took the Lord's name in vain
211 times.
:00:40 Ahhh!
:00:42 Ugh... Oh, God damn it.
:00:45 I had 22 impure thoughts.
:00:51 Oof!
:00:52 I contemplated murder.
- Murder?
:00:55 - Only in thought, Father,
only in thought.
:01:01 Get back here, you bastards!
:01:03 - Surely there must be
some self-abuse, my son.
:01:11 - I have committed
22 sins of the flesh.
:01:14 - Ahem. You're a pervert.
:01:15 You're not even making an appearance
in purgatory with that record.
:01:19 - Really? I had no idea.
:01:22 - Ah... I'm not even sure
I have the power to forgive you.
:01:25 - Please, Father. I'll try harder.
:01:27 - Harder? That's the problem.
:01:30 You should talk to a priest,
not me, kid.
:01:47 - I can't believe
I actually told them
:01:49 that I'd abused myself 22 times
in the last week.
:01:52 - 22 times?
:01:54 And I thought I was going to hell.
:01:58 Is it Grace or Gracie
for your grandmother?
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