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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday, dear Sissy...
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The surprise of Sissy Hankshaw
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is that she did not grow upa neurotic disaster.
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If you were a small girlin a low-income suburb
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of Richmond, Virginia,as Sissy was,
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and your own daddysometimes makes jokes
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about you being"all thumbs,"
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then you toughen up...or you shatter.
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...Happy birthday to you.
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Oh yes!
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Oh, did you make a wish?
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No, and I'm afraid she ain't gonnamake much of a brain surgeon, neither.
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Hey, she couldbe a butcher.
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She could retire in two yearson the overcharges alone.
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She might make a hellof a hitchhiker. Ha ha ha ha ha.
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If she were a boy,you mean.
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She is,if I may speak frankly,
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somewhatof a medical oddity.
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Well, the Lord made them thingsbig for a purpose.
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Although...
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Lord only knowswhat that might be.
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Doc, oh Doc...
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if a young manever shows up here
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with ugly fingers...
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you know,would you please...
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Dear lady, please remember the wordsof the painter Paul Gauguin
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who said,"The ugly may be beautiful...
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but the pretty, never."
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I don't suppose that meansvery much to you.
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I'm not stupid.
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