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God said to Noah, "l am goingto put an end to all people
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"for the Earth is filledwith violence because of them.
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"You are to bring into the arktwo of all living creatures
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to keep them alive with you."
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In other words, life is hard,
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so you better find someonewho will be your partner.
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Eliot Arnold's storyis a lot like Noah's,
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except Eliot's storytakes place in miami.
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You just can't beat thesewhen they're really fresh.
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Anyway, Eliot should probablytell you exactly what happened,
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because I was locked inthe trunk of a police car
for part of it.
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my name's Puggy,and I live in a tree.
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I hope I didn't ruin anythingfor you.
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Man; I look at this ad,
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and it doesn't say"Fish Hook Ale" to me.
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This sucks.
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Bruce, whatI'm trying to do --
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Do you know whatmy business philosophy is?
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No, Bruce,what is it?
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my business philosophy
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is that there a lot of peoplein the world.
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That certainlyisn't --
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And all these peoplewant something.
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Do you know what they want?
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Well, I --
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They want to feel good.You know what I mean?
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Yeah, well, I --
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No, you don't knowwhat I mean,
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because I gave youthe perfect concept,
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which is notthis piece of shit here!.
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What the hell is this?!
:01:34
Why are you saying "ugly"?!
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I don't want to see ugly!.
:01:38
That's not the feelingI want!
:01:40
Bruce,W-What I'm doing here
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is -- is contrastin a humorous fashion.
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"Get hooked on Fish Hook" --that's the concept!
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You got a guy and a boatand a girl.
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The girl's in a bikini.She has big tits.
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They're on a boat,getting shitfaced,
drinking Fish Hook Ale.
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The girlhas really big tits!
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