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Well, all right. Look at all thatbeautiful, white stuff come down.
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Christmas is right around the corner...
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...and chanukah starts tonight.
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Ain't a better time of year.
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You got no school, you can eatlike a pig and people give you stuff.
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Just makes you feel tingly all over.
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But you know what?
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There are some buffoons out there whoactually can't stand the holiday season.
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And seeing other peopleenjoy the festivities...
:01:03
...gets them even more disgusted.
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In fact, the head honcho of holidayhumbug...
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...lives right here in little old dukesberry.His name's davey stone.
:01:12
That fool's in the china dragon...
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...coming up with his own wayof feeling tingly all over.
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Four scorpion bowl in five minute?That's got to be a restaurant record.
:01:24
Well, right now i'm going to go foranother restaurant record: Longest burp.
:01:39
Congratulations. Now, please excuse mewhile i go take shower.
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At one time, davey was a super student,super athlete...
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...super sweet, super kid and the appleof his parents' eye.
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Now, he's just a 33-year-old,crazy jewish guy...
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...who lives for making this townas miserable as he is...
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