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- [ Microphone Feedback ]- [ Woman ] Ouch. Shit.
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- [ Man ] Turn that down, Bitsy.- [ Bitsy ] Sorry.
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[ Woman ] Wardell, do you thinkGod killed Peggy as a punishment...
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for having that affair with G. W.?
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- You know I don't believein that shit, Juanita.
- [ Bitsy ] Testing.
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- Can y'all hear me?- [ Wardell ] We sure can, Bitsy.
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[Juanita ]Bitsy, have you ever had an affair...
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with anybody with missing limbsor anything?
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Not that I can remember, Juanita.
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I once had an affairwith a man with only one testicle.
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[ singing: And who's a sinner ]
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You're my 27th therapistin the last three years.
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[ singing: Lord, it's tough enoughto trudge from brunch to dinner ]
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I'm from the South.Uh, Texas, actually.
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[ singing: We seek the light of truth ]
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[ singing: Between our white lies ]
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I was raised rigid Southern Baptist,I'm an actor, and I'm gay.
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[ singing: We sleep away our youthunder tattletale skies ]
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[ singing: Who's a sinner and who's a saint ]
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[ singing: Who's to say who you can love ]
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[ singing: And who you can't ]
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[ singing: Now it's easy for the potto call the kettle black ]
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[ singing: They're just jealous of the hotand lusty, sordid lives they led ]
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[ singing: Ain't it a bitchsorting out our sordid lives ]
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[ singing: It's a bitchwhen you come to realize ]
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[ singing: Crack yourself a boxof CrackerJacks ]
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[ singing: You can get a really shitty prize ]
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[ singing: It's a bitchsorting out our sordid lives ]
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