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You ever get the feelingthat everything in America...
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is completely fucked up?
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You know that feeling?
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The whole country is one inchaway from saying...
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"That's it! Forget it!"
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Think about it.Everything's polluted--
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the environment, the government,the schools--you name it.
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Speaking of schools...
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I was walking the hallowed hallsthe other day...
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and I asked myself...
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"Is there lifeafter high school...
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"because I can't facetomorrow...
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"let alone a whole yearof this shit."
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Yeah, you got it, folks.
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It's me againwith a little attitude...
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for all you out herein white-bread land...
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all you nice people...
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livin' in the middleof America the beautiful.
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Let's see, we're on 92 FM...
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and it feels like a nice,clean little band so far.
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No one else is using itand the price is right.
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And, yes, folks, you guessed it.
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Tonight, I'm as hornyas a ten-peckered owl...
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so stay tunedbecause this is Hard Harry...
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reminding you to eatyour cereal with a fork...
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and do your homeworkin the dark.
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Hey! Gimme that.
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Hey, man, let me see that.
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Give it on over here.
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He played Ice-T on this tape.
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Great. Plays Ice-Tand talks about his dick.
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Nah, man.Ice-T shreds on this.
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I heard it last night.
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