Freddy Got Fingered

Freddy Got Fingered (2001) is a shock comedy film directed by and starring Tom Green. Some of the scenes are similar to the antics seen in his own The Tom Green Show.

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Freddy Got Fingered

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:00:46

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

:00:51

I'm X-ray Cat. I've got super powers.

:00:54

I can see through wooden doors
with my X-ray vision. Wooden doors.

:00:58

I can see the criminal on the other side.

:01:00

He can't see me, and he's committing crime.

:01:03

I come along and say "I can see you. He says
"You can't. " I say "Yes, I can with my... "

:01:09

X-ray...

:01:11

X-ray Cat.

:01:13

"You can't get me. You can't get me. "
"Yes, I can. Yes, I can. "

:01:17

"Yes, I can. Yes... "

:01:19

The bananas.

:01:21

I know a banana who applied for a job
as a telephone repairman.

:01:24

Guy came and said "You want a job here?"
And he said "Yeah, I wanna get a job. "

:01:30

"You got the job!
You got the job, buddy!"

:01:33

And then the beavers came. The beaver
started yelling at the other beaver.

:01:38

The beaver started yelling at the other beaver.
He said "You stupid beaver!"

:01:43

"You stupid... "

:01:54

(# "Problems" by Sex Pistols)

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