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Okay, here it goes.
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l'm Justine Alice Parker.l live at 58 Zealand Road.
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l've got 1 8 pairs of knickers, 1 4 pairsof shoes, not including trainers.
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l'm an Aries. l'm a vegetarian...
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...sort of...
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...and l'm a virgin.
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Sounds so terminal, doesn't it?
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Virgin....
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l've got to make a choice.
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l've got to choosea bloke to, you know, do it with.
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But, like, how do l know which one?
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lf only blokes had barcodes,it would be so easy.
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You'd look at a guy with your lasereyes, scan his lines...
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...and boing! Barcodetells you everything.
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Because how do you knowwhich is Mr. Right Bloke?
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Big question.
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Genderwise, being a girlis the best. No contest.
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The wardrobeopportunities are endless.
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Girls make youlaugh till your socks get wet!
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I mean, blokes. Whatare they all about?
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Men are a mystery,like real-life X-Files.
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All that testosterone stuff.
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They act like infantsmost of the time.
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