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Let me tell you what"Like A Virgin" is about.
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It's all about a girlwho digs a guy with a big dick.
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The entire songis a metaphor for big dicks.
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No, it ain't.
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It's about a girlwho's very vulnerable.
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She's been fucked over a few timesand she meets a guy who's sensitive.
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Whoa. Timeout.Tell that bullshit to the tourists.
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Toby? Who the fuck is Toby?
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"Like A Virgin" is not about somesensitive girl who meets a nice fella.
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That's what "True Blue" is about.No argument about that.
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- Which one is "True Blue"?- It was a big-ass hit for Madonna.
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I don't even follow that top-of-the-popsshit, and I've heard of "True Blue."
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I didn't say I ain't heard of it.All I asked is, how's it go?
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Excuse me for not beingthe world's biggest Madonna fan.
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Personally, I can do without her.
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I used to like her early stuff,"Borderline"...
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but once she got off with that"Papa, Don't Preach" phase, I tuned out.
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Hey, you guys are making melose my train of thought here.
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I was sayin' something.What was it?
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Oh, Toby's thatlittle Chinese girl.
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- What was her last name?- What's that?
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It's an old address book I found ina coat I haven't worn in a coon's age.
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- What was that name?- What the fuck was I talkin' about?
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You said "True Blue"was about a guy--
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a sensitive girlwho meets a nice guy...
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but "Like A Virgin"was a metaphor for big dicks.
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Let me tell you what"Like A Virgin" is about.
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It's all about this coozewho's a regular fuck machine.
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I'm talkin' morning, day,night, afternoon...
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dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick!
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- How many "dicks" is that?- A lot.
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Then one day, she meetsthis John Holmes motherfucker.
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It's like, "Whoa, baby." He's likeCharles Bronson in "The Great Escape."
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He's diggin' tunnels.Now she's gettin' serious dick action.
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She's feelin' somethin' she ain'tfelt since forever: pain, pain.
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Chew? Toby Chew?
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It hurts. It hurts her.
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It shouldn't hurt her.Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
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But when this catfucks her, it hurts.
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It hurts just like it didthe first time.
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You see, the painis reminding a fuck machine...
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