Mickey Blue Eyes

:02:31

$2000, gentleman in the
striped tie there.

:02:34

$3000, Yvonne on the telephone.
$4000. $5000.

:02:38

$6000. $7000. $8000.

:02:43

Against the telephone at $8000.

:02:45

Against the room at $8000.
Anyone can join in.

:02:49

Thank you. $9000. $ 1 0,000.

:02:52

$ 1 1 ,000. $ 1 2,000. Any more?

:02:56

She's still talking, but now
she's got her mum on the line.

:02:59

So sold to you, sir, for $ 1 2,000.

:03:02

You are bidder number 909.

:03:06

Moving on. Lot number 84.

:03:10

Oil on canvas, dated 1 870.

:03:13

La femme chez Aube,
which translates as:

:03:19

''Woman with massive bottom.''

:03:21

This one is signed
by Rudolf Waldemar...

:03:25

...authenticated by no less
than Dr. Briskind...

:03:28

...and bidding up here at $ 1 4,000.

:03:33

Fifteen at the back.
Sixteen, lady left of the center aisle.

:03:37

Seventeen. Eighteen.

:03:39

Nineteen. Twenty.

:03:41

Twenty-one. Twenty-two.

:03:44

Twenty-three.

:03:46

No more?

:03:49

All through.

:03:50

All done. And--
Yes! Thank you, sir.

:03:54

New bidder. Gentleman
on the left of the aisle, $24,000.

:03:59

Not really. lt's a cruel joke.