PG
Late 2005

Mixed Reviews
Moderate Acceptance

– Directed by John E. Moyer
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– Language English Español Hrvatski Srpski

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Mobsters and Mormons

Mobsters and Mormons is a 2005 film. It was written by, directed by, produced by and features John E. Moyer. It is also produced by Kurt Hale and Dave Hunter of Halestorm Entertainment. This film does feature some LDS centric humor that is meant to appeal to LDS audiences, but also features some humor that LDS audiences are not likely to get.

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Mobsters and Mormons

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:01:22

Hundred bucks a plate.

:01:23

They cannot pour
a decent cup of coffee.

:01:26

Your refined palate for coffee.

:01:28

Coffee is coffee already.

:01:30

Really?

:01:31

Take a sip.
Doesn't it taste like garbage?

:01:33

I don't know how garbage tastes.

:01:35

It tastes like cof...

:01:36

Shut up.

:01:37

But I have smelled garbage,
and I'll tell you what...

:01:41

this here coffee...
it smells like coffee.

:01:49

Let's do this thing, huh?

:02:16

I'm hearing that someone
lifted jewelry from a heist

:02:20

the other day.

:02:22

You know about that?

:02:23

I don't know...

:02:24

Don't lie to me
like I'm Judge Judy!

:02:37

Young people today
take no responsibility.

:02:39

It's the decline
of the two-parent household.

:02:41

What are you talking about?

:02:42

My old man left when I was ten.
I turned out fine.

:02:46

This kid's just a punk.

:02:48

Okay.

:02:49

Okay, okay.

:02:52

I lifted a couple of necklaces,
but I still got 'em, I swear.

:02:57

I got a buddy.
He's keeping 'em in the safe.

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