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Tired of the same old you?
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Tired of being out of shapeand out of luck with the opposite sex?
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Tired of being overweightand under-attractive?
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Yeah.
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Oh, hello.
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I'm White Goodman, owner, operatorand founder of Globo Gym America Corp.
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I'm here to tell ya that you don't haveto be stuck with what you've got.
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Hey, Rory. Looking good.
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At Globo Gym we that understand "ugliness"and "fatness" are genetic disorders,
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much like baldness or necrophilia,
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and it's only your fault if you don't hateyourself enough to do something about it.
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That's where we come in.
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Globo Gym employsa highly trained, quasi-cultural staff
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of personal alteration specialists.
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With our competitively pricedonsite cosmetic surgery,
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we can turn that Frankensteinyou see in the mirror every morning
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into a Franken-fine.
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Of course, you'll still be you in a legal sense,
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but think of it as a thinner,more attractive, better you
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than you could ever become without us.
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How do I know?Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym,
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I'm also a client.
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That's me, six years and 600lbs ago,before I knew how much I hated myself.
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That all changed once I founded Globo Gym.
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But don'tjust take my word for it. Listento these Globo gymers tell you how it is...
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That feels good.
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Oh, the tickle machine.
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