PG
Mid 1999
Large Release.
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Poor Acceptance
High Budget.
– Directed by Hugh Wilson
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– Language
English
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ENGLISH
Dudley Do-Right
:00:29 Once upon a time, in the little village
of Pudding-on-the-Ritz...
:00:33 there lived a wolf named Phox.
:00:35 That's Phox with a ''PH.'' P-H-O-X.
My card.
:00:40 There was no one so clever
at driving a bargain.
:00:41 This horse is exactly what you need,
Grandpa.
:00:44 Got a three-speed bridle,
matching horse shoes, wide sidewalls.
:00:47 lt's a steal at 40 pazoozas.
:00:50 - Can l look at its teeth?
- Teeth? Teeth?
:00:53 You buying a horse or a beauty queen?
Come on, now.
:00:56 Well, all right.
Here's your money.
:01:00 And here's your horse!
:01:02 Well, come on, horsie.
:01:06 Hey! l wanted a live horse!
:01:09 lt was alive--
but l didn't say when.
:01:11 Nobody liked the Phox with a ''PH,'' but
nobody could ever get the better of him.
:01:16 One day, the sly Phox was tripping
through the woods...
:01:20 Oh, hardy, har, har.
:01:22 when he chanced upon a mysterious box
sitting in an open glade.
:01:25 On its top was written
this strange legend.
:01:27 ''To take my treasure you may try...
:01:29 but he who opens me shall die!''
A treasure chest!
:01:33 Gadzooks, l'm in luck!
:01:35 But whoever opens it shall die.
:01:37 Ergo, l got to get some dummy
to open it for me.
:01:40 But who would be that much
of a nitwit?
:01:50 Desmond Dullwit wasn't exactly
the village idiot.
:01:53 - But l came in second.
- Desmond, old buddy!
:01:58 l need somebody to open a box for me.
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