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The best place to meet a guyis the supermarket,
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You see a guy holding a list,you know he's married,
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He's in the frozen-food sectioncarrying a small basket, he's single,
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l hang out by fruits and vegetables,Better chance of getting a guy who's healthy,
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Probably the best placeis Home Depot or any hardware store,
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You just walk upto the cutest guy and say:
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''Do you know where l can get nailed?l mean, nails?
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Pardon me,l've been drinking all afternoon,''
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And that way he knows,one, that you're easy,,,
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,,,and two, that you like to drink,
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l thought a great place to meet girls wouldbe night school where they teach English,
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Because these girlswould be from foreign lands,,,
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,,,and maybe still a little disorientedfrom the journey,,,
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,,,and l would look attractivebecause l speak English very goodly,
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But in the end,it did not work out as l had hoped,
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l mean, basically, l was told totake a hike in 1 4 languages,
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Where do you meet people?l don't know, they're everywhere,
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