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(applause)
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(man) Thank you, thank you.Oh, ifyou overate too much tonight,...
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..l got a great song that the paisanswould understand. lt's ''Agita''.
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Uno, two!
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% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
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% When l eat,he gets a treat like a canzone
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% he enjoys every meal,every bite that l steal
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% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
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% Some people like their pizza,some people like suffrite
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% And others like hot pepperon everything they eat
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% You hunger with a vuoleto taste that bacala
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% Then all at once you think''Will l answer to gumba?''
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% My lovely, lovely woman,l hate to see her cry
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% But when l start to mangia,l get the evil eye
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% My vuole's gettin' stronger,ah, to hell with my gumba
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% Then l get it from my woman,che de botts a na sciatta
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% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
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% When l eat,he gets a treat like a canzone
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% he enjoys every meal,every bite that l steal
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% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
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We got to do miami jokes.If you're in FIorida, you do miami jokes.
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morty, I tried miami jokes.I don't know what works any more.
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- Why? What happened?- I got that big miami joke that I do.
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About the hoteIs being expensiveand how much it costs,...
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..Iike $1 50 a day for a sIeeping room,and I said to the cIerk ''What's cheaper?''
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He said ''I got a room for $10,but you make your own bed.''
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So he gave me a hammer and some naiIs.That's the joke.
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- It's a good joke. It works.- Been workin' for years. Last night it died.
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